Moon pie

The excretion of semen into a woman's anus. Followed by the action of said woman flatulating excreted semen into a foamy pie like consistency, on her anus.
Moon pie.

Gave that bitch a moon pie last night.

by Durtybreh October 9, 2017

Mooning

When a stock precipitously increases in value over a short period of time, often due to speculative fervor

AMC stock is mooning today because the boys on wallstreetbets are at it again

by darkmagi2387 June 8, 2021

Marine Park Moon Pie

A sexual treat that is the result of doing anal in a shitty asshole and cumming in it. The moon pie is the dick with cum and shit on it.

I fucked the shit out of that chick last night and she ate the Marine Park moon pie after we were done!

by Snake Park Boys August 20, 2016

Moon

Someone who has a big cock and pleasures all women sexually.

Yo bro, I’m such a Moon.

by Soul Corpse November 17, 2023

Strawberry Moon

When your girl is on her period and you reach into her pussy and grab a handful of her blood and smear it on her butt

my girl was pissing me off so i decided to strawberry moon her.

by helluvagoodtime June 28, 2018

Moon Gooning

When you go and behead a buffalo and goon on it at night usually overseen by a licensed Jelcker

Me and the boys went moon gooning last Wednesday.

by TrashSamaUwU December 20, 2023

hex the moon

slang for bleaching one's asshole

"Jessica helped me hex the moon last night, she's so sweet, my boo will love it"

by schizowingism July 20, 2020