Matthew

Matthew is a very awkward guy you’ll ever meet. He’s shy almost all the time and is only open to his close friends. He’ll open up to you after he confesses his feelings for you, but will still be awkward with you.. Matthew will always be watching from behind and is always be jealous of everyone around the girl he likes. He’ll copy your fit and follow his friends around, but I meannnn that’s just who he is 🤷🏻 ♀️

But Matthew’s a nice and caring guy! You can tell he cares about his friends and family, and he’ll be there for you in a split second if you just holla at him.

*when driving around*
A: “What do you wna do tonight?”
B: “Up to you, we’ll just Matthew behind you”

by abcdefu:) November 22, 2021

Matthew

The Clihbbler. (always nibbling on the clih)

Brooooooo did you hear Matthew is THE clihbbler???

by user5676767 October 27, 2025

Matthew

A fucking hot ass man who bones 50 girls a night. He also sleeps with 100 women on saturdays and sundays.

"I sure hope Matthew bones me!"

by fbi_femalebodyinspector March 12, 2024

Matthew

bald

That man has a Matthew head

by Matthew.is.bald January 23, 2023

Matthew

Name to Matthew

To say hello Matthew

by anonymous January 21, 2022

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

A dude who Tries to spit game and horribly fails, An Unfunny guy, or Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken means Matthew is a lame ass Mf

by Bruh224 March 4, 2025

Matthew

Literally the best person ever, i love him so much.

I want to fuck MATTHEW

by duskm3 April 7, 2022