male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
by fishgaming July 31, 2024
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Fehu male

When you've run out of Greek letter males to parody, so you've switched to Futhark runes.
"Dude, what is he? An psi male? An ypsilon male? A mu male?"
"None of the above. He's... a fehu male."
by gorpoglorp October 11, 2022
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male pussy pain

when a man pusses out far more than a woman does about pain
imaginary male pussy pains where they tittbag about everything
by The Flavor Frenzys March 11, 2014
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rigor mortis male

the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.
mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails

nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male
by relayZZZ April 24, 2022
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Taylor (male)

Taylor is a very short stubby little man with a beard. He may try to sell you 3 day old cider, but you must say no! He WILL poison you.
He likes Dehya's boobas and honestly same but eh

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Taylor (male) is so cool and short i wonder if he will sell me cider
by sxmplyelena September 23, 2022
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Male Fighting

A form of gay sex when one man violently jumps on another mans back and brutally sticks there dick into there ass providing a form of pleasurement.
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Zeta male

Zeta males are zoophiles because zeta is used as a dogwhistle term for zoophiles. All zeta males should be sent to outer space without a spacesuit
by TonyMontanaScarface June 04, 2022
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