Jesus Can 

a game played by kicking and hitting a can in a curcle until
it is so smashed it cuts your hands.

Look at those dudes playin Jesus Can over there.

Jesus Can by McCofferton III December 7, 2010

Jesus Train 

A nickname for a friend who is somewhat religious(Or at least pretends to be) and you play basketball with. Mainly used at summer bible camps and church leagues. This person is usually a ball hog. His 2 moves are run down the lane, charging in similar to a train. Or throwing it up from half court. This person is a real bummer to even be around.

Josh: "Here he comes again!"
Chris: "He never passes the ball, and gets blocked every time."
Dustin: "I really hate him."
Chris: "Don't invite Jesus Train to play ball ever again."

Jesus Train by Chris Pence May 9, 2011

Jesus Connection 

When one's internet connection is so good, it hit the Jesus Tier.

Tom is able to host a 20 person server with no lag. He has Jesus Connection

Jesus Connection by ZaneKol July 31, 2011

jesus padilla 

Sexy,could get any chick if we likes a lot.he is funny,freindly knows how to make girls feel good

Jesus Padilla isSexy outgoing funny smart

jesus padilla by Your grandmom December 16, 2013

jesus tools 

Your hands

I lost my brush a week ago. At least I still have my Jesus tools

jesus tools by Katbut December 27, 2013

jesus pancakes 

a) pancakes that look like jesus.
b) pancakes that taste extremely good.
c) pancakes that look like jesus and taste extremely good.

Tim: Man..these pancakes are so good.

Tom: Yeah, they're freaking jesus pancakes!

jesus pancakes by not.so.lange. June 9, 2014

Jesus Christ Manouver 

Riding two animals (or vehicles) at the same time by straddling on both of them, as Jesus did in Matthew 21:6–7 :

"So the disciples went and did as Jesus commanded them. / They brought the donkey and the colt, laid their clothes on them, and set Him on them. " NKJV

Wapow my brethren, check out my homie who trained two of his pet tigers. And holy crow! He's riding not just one, he's doing the Jesus Christ Manouver on both! How the heck does he even balance like that?

Jesus Christ Manouver by Paul Stompbox June 25, 2019