Holy chebbing cow

The Christian art of slapping a certain bovine with your phallic member

Bro where you been?

Don’t worry, I Just performed a “holy chebbing cow”

by FinnoVii October 4, 2018

THE HOLY QUINTUPLE

When a woman has her tongue, breasts, belly button, and clit all pierced.

I fucked Laquisha last night ,and this bitch has the holy quintuple!!!

by GoatJesus October 6, 2018

holy jeans

Pair of pants that hoes or bungee sluts wear to show off their legs

Nah man she’s wearing holy jeans

by Holy jeans May 17, 2018

holy granoly

The greatest of all types of consumables. The term holy granoly can be used to describe anything from the greatest dick you’ve ever tasted to cheddar Chex mix.

“Yo I heard Janet got the Holy Granoly last night”

“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”

by KindVonJesus May 19, 2018

holy hour

An hour where ur mind isn’t dirty SERINA
Occurs at 12am

Serina needs to stay awake for holy hour

by _Scrimz May 26, 2018

The Holy Thighble

The Holy Thighble is a precious and most prestigious novel. Containing verses of sacred scriptures based around manga.

Father Isekai: Have you read The Holy Thighble today my son?

Random Weeb: Yes Father, I have.

by StylinBombay August 16, 2022

holy shit

when the shit is so holy jesus comes and saves u or sum idk i never saw the movie

“holy shit my balls itch” “when?” “my balls-“ “when did i ask”

by kaeflu September 7, 2022