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Holden Hands

Refers to either:

(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.

(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.
I love helping da less-privileged and physically/emotionally-infirm members of da human race, so I signed up wif Holden Hands. Da work was indeed totally satisfying and rewarding; da only prob was dat whenever I was paired wif one or more cutie-chick volunteers to perform community-assistance tasks, I always wanted to just "cuddle 'n' snuggle" wif said friendly adorable blinky-eyed damsels all day, and so we'd never get any work done --- kinda difficult to do much of anything when a marshmallow-hearted guy is cradling you on his lap, cooingly interlacing his fingers wif yers, and savoringly flexing yer toes and kneading yer arches and heels. Fortunately we were able to brainstorm a solution dat was palatable for all parties --- da lovely ladies smilingly agreed to let me rub their pretty feet during our lunch hours (oh, they loved "holden hands" wif me, too, of course --- da reason dat they were giving me access to just their tootsies during dat period was merely so dat their hands would be free to maneuver their food to their mouths), and then sit wif me after da workday was done for more misty-eyed foot-massages and hand-holding. So my being able to always gleefully look forward to said extremities-sharing delights kept me contented and happy throughout da workday, and thus allowed us all to perform our assigned duties without interruption.
by QuacksO March 1, 2023
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Long Hands

Originated from Indonesian idiom which means a person/an individual/a group who really likes to steal stuff and/or something; Person who has a tendency of being Kleptomaniac if not treated early.
1. Stay away from Helen, she has long hands!
2. There is a gossip in our school that the janitor has long hands which explains everything about the disappearance of principal's smartphone from her room.
by sharerainbows March 3, 2023
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Fight Hands

1. A show of passionate support or strong belief in a topic. Not an actual threat of violence.

2. To provide strong defense for a topic
Did you hear about that girl? She didn’t deserve that.

Nah, she deserved it. That’s something I’ll fight hands.
by Janeson April 10, 2023
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Bouldery hands

When talia has gone climbing and has developed keratinization proportional to climbing duration
Wow, shes got some serious bouldery hands and will be able to solve that pointless riddle now
by Reasonablehippopotamus April 18, 2023
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Helping hands

Helping hands is a hate group They ideology is far right wing They're usually based in vrchat Seeing as aiming to getting rid of hearing people all together
by Xjfjdnbx April 24, 2023
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Lesbian hands

Hands that are very clean, nails that are very, very short, fingers that are very agile and strong. Preferably longer fingers. Jewelry is minimal or maybe nonexistent (ready for action at anytime). These hands are usually soft but understandable callus from guitar playing or rock climbing.
Stacey: "I wish my boyfriend had lesbian hands :("
Leslie, "His nails ARE too long, just ask to trim them even shorter"
Stacey, "Good idea, you're my best friend Stacey"
Leslie, "I know."
by holymeowly April 24, 2023
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Ailien Hands

Generative AI image of hands that contain non-human like features.
Check out the ailien hands on that hound dog.
by MrJangles1969 April 28, 2023
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