Pubic Hair of the Cranium

A term used to decribe the Jonas Brothers' hairstyle, which resembles pubic hair sprouting out of the scalp.

Emily: Nick Jonas totally has pubic hair of the cranium.

Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.

Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.

by ValGal January 30, 2009

RED CUNT HAIR

A unit of measurement favored by old-school southern carpenters and general contractors.

CARPENTER 1:"Say fella...would you step back n' take a look at
n'see how this door fits?"

CARPENTER 2:"Hmmm...'bout a coupla RED CUNT HAIRS off the
bottom oughta' do it.Break out the sander."

by L.MARTIN September 27, 2005

Hair Compensation Syndrome

Where someone who is going bald grows more hair out on the sides of their head to cover it up, or compensates for it with distracting facial hair. ie:very large sideburns, huge mustaches,goatees, etc.

"Look at that old dude's huge burns! Classic case of hair compensation syndrome."

by Matt Hawout July 5, 2005

Big Hair Friday

It's Casual Friday to the next level, where people come to work without fixing their bed hair.

Joe: "Whoa, what's with your hair, dude? Rough night, last night?"

Bob: "Didn't you get the memo? It's Big Hair Friday!"

Joe: "Gee, I can't believe I forgot it's BHF!"

by GeekSquadRejects March 11, 2010

pubic hair tumbleweed

When you haven't cleaned your bathroom in so long that if there is a slight breeze pubic hair rolls across your floor.

It's so gross in my bathroom that there's pubic hair tumbleweed.

by angates April 21, 2016

baldy long hair

Hair style usualy associated with ageing rockers,
whereby the lack of hair on the top of the head is compensated for by a long growth of hair which usualy starts just above the ear.

Dave Hill (Slade), Michael Bolton and Francis Rossi (Status Quo) are all baldy long hairs

by Sam 1200 October 13, 2009

fair-haired child

A person or thing looked upon with respect and admiration due to its valued qualities.

Wikipedia is the fair-haired child of the internet.

by Chris from Vancouver January 2, 2008