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ghetto tree 

In the ghetto, where they are unable to plant real trees, a ghetto tree may be used instead. A ghetto tree is a bunch of jagged peices of two-by-fours and other scrap wood nailed together onto one complete two-by-four, giving it the slight illusion of being a dead tree. When painted green, it is a ghetto christmas tree.
Hey man, check out my ghetto tree! I built it this morning from that shit wood by the dump.
ghetto tree by YourMaster February 11, 2009
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Ghetto Master 

Look at all them niggas crowdin' round the ghetto master.
Ghetto Master by suicidebomba69 March 11, 2011

ghetto ass whipping 

That's when you hit'em with what you got!
man, did you see Anthony get a ghetto ass whipping?
yeah, his mom used and iron cord!

ghetto kool-aid 

Blood stains on pavement or surface, from a recent act of violence.
"Yo, muthaf**ka. Watch your step. Ghetto Kool-Aid is all over the place".
ghetto kool-aid by ToonKing November 5, 2013

Ghetto beastly

Really really awesome, shibbilicous, beastly beastly, perty awesome, DANG THATS FRIGGIN COOL
Jacob: What is this?
Bobby: I dont know but it's GHETTO BEASTLY!
Ghetto beastly by Bippilicous June 18, 2006

ghetto bootie

hehehehehe i got a ghetto bootie and my boyfriend says it's hot and he likes to slap it
ghetto bootie by jenn October 27, 2003

ghetto booty 

Guys love them, but women not. What's cool about having a big booty? Instead of using a size 5, using a 7? Having lots of retarded guys looking at your butt while they say silly compliments to call your attention? Plus, even if you don't live in a ghetto place, you are not black or a dark skin latina (but a pale latina instead, like me) and you have a big booty is even worse.
J Lo has a ghetto booty? NO, she's a very average looking niuyorican with an average butt 'cause in Puerto Rico about 90% of women have ghetto booties 'cause Puerto Rico is a huge ghetto.

Ghetto booties are a pain in the ass when is time to buy jeans. Where all the size sevens go?