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fucked up shit

Something that happens that is truly fucked up. An example is when an ugly ass son of a bitch has the nerve to imply that you aren't good enough for him when his girlfriend has the body of a teletubby and her eyebrows don't share the same zip code.
Christopher made some dumbass comments about your body. That is some fucked up shit.
by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018
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Slam Fucked

Straight fucking blast-wasted!!!! The part of the night when you recieve multiple concussions from falling and dont remember a single one. This is a more deep state than complete annihilation!
phummmmkpmpmpkmkmmm--- this is the only thing going through your mind when you are slam fucked!!
by DJSpinner March 9, 2009
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Dunny fucked

all in all last night was perdy good. We's titty fucked em, pussy sucked em and dunny fucked em. That there is a try fecta.
by Butcher's Pal July 25, 2009
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Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster

The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.
Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!
by Network Ninja June 30, 2011
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turtle fucked

when a group of people are sitting around a table, playing a drinking game and one person slams down one bottle of beer on top of the another.bottom of one beer is slamming on the neck of the other beer...causing the beer to foam and the owner of the beer drinking a lot
chris leans over and slams his beer on garrett's and yells "turtle fucked!"
by girlcowboysfan April 28, 2009
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Fuckbean

cat that sucks his own balls and bites his nipples
by Flash May 25, 2003
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fuckbeans

The term "fuck beans" was originally picked up by a friend from the movie "Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back" he didn't tell us this, and we said "I don't get it" for a couple of days everytime he said "fuck beans", till he told us, we had already seen Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back and recalled which part of the film it originated from.
thejackal: FUCK BEANS!
HM2K: I Don't Get It...
by HM2K May 8, 2003
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