dutch blowjob

Like a Dutch Oven but with a blowjob. While they’re giving you head in bed under the covers, the man farts and hold you under the covers to smell the sweet stench they just released

Linda was giving me a Dutch blowjob last night and she probably won’t ever again

by lmc907 October 15, 2021

The dutch effect

When you have to shit soon after eating a heavy and/or greasy meal, usually breakfast.

Where is the bathroom, the dutch effect is hitting me hard.

by Rk0281 August 3, 2017

Dutch ass pianist

A tall ass Dutch pianist, who is a smartass and misuses the word cracker.

Man this Dutch ass pianist just called my 1 year old son a cracker.

by Emirat October 26, 2019

dutch opening

When in the Dutch oven, someone lifts up the blanket to let some fresh air in. Often followed by another round of suffocating, rancid farts.

I thought the Dutch oven incident was over but it turned out it was just a Dutch opening

by Dellamia September 6, 2017

Dutch Snack Bag

When you sneak into the office fridge and fart in your co-workers bag of snacks that's in their lunch bag and then close it back up.

"Aw shit! Tommy, did you dutch snack bag my chips?!?!"

by DarthCampana June 11, 2019

Dutch warship

A dutch gutter but including 3 or more people on a couch.

Ikea couches are not rated to withstand a Dutch warship.

by Good luck bru June 14, 2022

Lee Valley Dutch Hoe

when you try to screw the little guy out of all his money.

I have a friend named Pat, and he's really getting the "lee valley dutch hoe" from a shitty tool company.

by Lee Valley July 29, 2025