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Door goblin

A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.
Move or I move you, you stupid door goblin, you're blocking the way.
by Tumamafat July 11, 2020
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door goblins

People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.
Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.
by CapitalistDwarf July 12, 2020
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Door

an intellectual device used to teleport between a room to the other
i went through the door to see my step sister stuck in a washing machine
by Door for intellectuals July 15, 2020
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Doorbowed

When you accidentally hit your elbow on a door, cabinet or hard corner surface.
Man: “Oww! Shit!”

Woman: “What happened sweetie?”

Man: “I just got doorbowed!”
by The Nicholas Weston July 21, 2020
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Doorbowed

When you accidentally hit your elbow on a door, hard corner surface, or cabinet.
Man: “Oww! Shit!”

Woman: “what happened sweetie?”

Man: “I just got doorbowed!”
by The Nicholas Weston July 21, 2020
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Doorbell

By pressing a button your dick gets smacked by a fish several times.
I pressed the doorbell to much Mum, its broken.
by Ur long lost dad November 6, 2020
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Door

Door

Slang for “Get out of here!”, “Shut the front door!” or “There’s the door.”

Command someone to cease speech, action, or in response to something exciting or controversial.

“Hey Todd you know Rachel?”

“Yeah bro the hottest girl in school?”

“Yes bro, last night after homecoming i got lucky and she gave me top behind the bleachers”

“Door”
Slang for “Get out of here!”, “Shut the front door!” or “There’s the door.”

Command someone to cease speech, action, or in response to something exciting or controversial.

“Hey Todd you know Rachel?”

“Yeah bro the hottest girl in school?”

“Yes bro, last night after homecoming i got lucky and she gave me top behind the bleachers”

“Door”
by Lil FFin November 8, 2020
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