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Chinese Water Torture

When two guys stick their dicks into a Chinese finger trap. The ensuring stimulation makes pre cum leak out edging them but they are unable to cum.
I heard Jack and Max were caught doing Chinese Water torture.
by TopHatPenguin November 29, 2023
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chinesse eggman

that one chinesse friend that when he cuts his head he looks like an egg and when said hello to you have to say harro
that chinesse eggman really looks like a big fat egg
by ilovechinesseeggeman November 24, 2024
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Chive

Slang/shortened word for achievement. Often used in completionist video game communities.
I haven’t got that chive yet, you need a lot of rng
by Arcanestar December 1, 2024
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Chinese

A racial slur sinophobic (Chinese-hating), racist people use against Asians after COVID in 2020. They think the pandemic from China gave them license to discriminate against Asians whenever they feel like it.

If you say you’re not Chinese, they say you’re ugly, because 1) they don’t find beauty in general Asian features and 2) they want to make you feel bad.

“Chinese” is the slur nowadays simply because Covid came from China and people use that term to make Asians feel bad by association. If it came from Korea, and Koreans were getting the hate every night on TV like the Chinese are, they’d call Asians they want to attack “Korean” to insult them, and so on.

Some people act like they aren’t being racist calling a random Asian “Chinese,” because “Chinese” is an ethnicity and not a race. But you can’t tell who is Chinese by evaluating their looks, their general Asian features (such as eyes), so it is racist. Imagine calling a Black person “Haitian” or a White person “Russian.” They have Haitian and Russian features, respectively! But are they Haitian or Russian?

Let’s stop discriminating against others for their differences and treat everyone, even Asians and of course the Chinese, as equals. Because they are. We as people are equals and are one race, together—the human race.

If someone calls you a slur, it’s because they can’t accept that everyone is equal and just as worthy as they are. There’s something wrong with them— not you!

Have a great day! :)
They walk by you and randomly yell, “CHINESE!!”

You’re not Chinese? But you’re so ugly!”
by D.D.O December 1, 2024
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Chinese Cape

When and individual stretches their ballsack out and wrap it around the shaft of their penis, leaving the head exposed at the top.
I met my wife by walking up to her at a bar lifting my shirt and showing her my Chinese cape.
by Johnpringle December 1, 2023
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Chinese consulate

A fun place where teens go to hang out and relax.
Example 1:
Teen A: What should we do this afternoon?
Teen B: Let’s go stand in a line at the Chinese Consulate.
Teen A: What an exciting and wonderful idea!

Example 2:

I hope the Chinese consulate approves my expensive visa application.

Example 3:
I typed this while standing in a line at the Chinese consulate.
by Nice_marmot December 6, 2023
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Chinese Snorlax

1. A Chinese version of the Pokémon Snorlax.

2. A typical obese Chinese person that can easily resemble a Snorlax.
1. Person A: I just caught a Chinese Snorlax.
Person B: What is a Chinese Snorlax?
Person A: It’s just Snorlax from the Chinese language version of the game Pokémon Leaf Green.

2. Student A: This obese Chinese guy kept talking about ordering food after class even though he has a homework assignment due three hours from now.
Student B: Wow!! Chinese Snorlax!
by Redfire52 December 17, 2023
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