Hard-attack

Random boner, getting a boner so hard that your brain starts to hurt.

She got me so wind up that I’m about to get a hard-attack.

by Quangbangspidermang June 29, 2019

Shark attack

When a man uses a suction dildo and attaches it to his wait and fucks a woman with it and his own cock, then yells "Shark Attack" coined by Nicolas Contreras, James Martagon and Danielle Schintgen.

He jumped into the bed and suctioned the dildo to himself and yelled "shark Attack".

by cream_corn July 23, 2019

Sneak Attack

When your Asian friends eat all of the Kung Pow chicken at a Super Bowl party.

Watch out! Sneak attack time. Hung and Jitsu are here. Hide your food.

by AnalMelania September 19, 2019

Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019

Shart Attack

This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea

Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.

by itzez October 7, 2019

suicide attack

Its what a suicide bomber does.

Nearly always a act of terrorism.

Because of the consequences dying he cant get in jail.

Person 1: You know 9.11?
Person 2: Yeah wasnt it a suicide attack
Person 1: Yup probably to avoid the consequences
Person 2: Such a pussy!

by rakiminki November 14, 2019

Chak attack

When your fbs increase and you feel bad

Mom i think i need to go to hospital right now! i have chak attack! I ate too much nutella

by Likhakha December 26, 2019