fresh ass

new girlfriend or significant other.

Yo did u see Tyrell? He got him some fresh ass!

by b1gg3r February 28, 2018

Ass Noggin

one with a higher level of butt-headitude. Someone who is such a butt-head that they need a whole new word to describe them.

Julia looked at Ashton and said, "The way you hit on Patrick while he was dating Toni made you look like a real Ass Noggin."

by J-Mee ft. DJ TC September 7, 2010

you're such an ass

its almost the same as saying "you're such a jerk!"

1-Hey, where did you get that mug?
2-I'm not going to tell you haha
1- You're such an ass!

by scytghe April 14, 2021

Fuck An Ass

A Synonym for damnit, shit, or any word expressing dissatisfaction or disappointment

C’mon man you really smashed my chick? Fuck an ass

by Tittytoucherthomas April 4, 2021

Ass to Mass

Mooning your local priest so hard he either collapses from shock or scoops like an ice-cream man.

No fucking way - Kyle is going 'Ass to Mass' all over the joint! POG FUCKING CHAMP.

by Bradaz - Article October 19, 2022

Shotgun ass

When You’re taking a shit and it all comes out at once imitating that of a 12 gauge shotgun and leaving the maddest skidders

I Heard Dan Went To Chequers
Yeah But He Came Back With A Mean Case Of Shotgun Ass

by RomanianRammerDylan July 8, 2019

Ass Meter

The base unit of length in the International System of Ass Units (ASS-I). Equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between Dr. Kamal's office and the BME lab.

Mike: "Hey bro, where did you park today?"

Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"

Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"

by supersubmarinesemen November 7, 2011