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frat weed

Overpriced weed that does not get you high.
Stephan: "Ayo need any weed for this weekend? I'll hook you up."
Rob: "Hell no kid you sell that frat weed shit get stepping or get dropped bitch."
by disclexic March 28, 2021
mugGet the frat weedmug.

Weed Muncher

Someone who regularly gets stoned by eating Space cakes, Brownies or space shakes laced with marijuana.
That dude was stoned again last Friday night, yeah he was eating space cakes again, hes a proper Weed muncher.
by Leodm1 February 8, 2021
mugGet the Weed Munchermug.

weed

Marijuana. A plant that makes you feel relaxed and serene and even helps relieve pain, but usually also turns you into a smelly uninteresting loser who can't talk about anything else, and is in a bad mood whenever they're not smoking it.

It's like some of these people don't realize you can't eat birthday cake for every meal...
guy 1: weed is god's gift to the universe
(there is no guy 2 because guy 1 has no friends)
by Drank The Stank May 1, 2020
mugGet the weedmug.

share weed

"Bro will share weed with me?"
"No"
by Puffpuffnah October 24, 2015
mugGet the share weedmug.

Weed

The thing that you inhail
"SLURP" I love weed
by Fortnight kid September 28, 2022
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Weed Ogre

A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.

A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
by BigDogWalrus March 26, 2025
mugGet the Weed Ogremug.

Weed Pulling

When giving a hand job, some pubes are snagged as a part of the process and get pulled on the up stroke.
Things were going great until her ring snagged...I gotta keep the garden in better order to stop the weed pulling.
by Geroooo January 5, 2021
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