Tourette's of the Wallet

When you spend various amounts of money, both large and small, on things you don't really need, with no regard for budget or bills.

I accidentally bought a whole bunch of stupid shit online and totally forgot to pay the cable bill. I have Tourette's of the Wallet.

by mistresskiki October 15, 2011

Va JJ Walker

Noun

1. When a womans vagina lips are bigger than that of JJ Walker from Good Times. Also, they can utter the phrase "DYNOMITE!"

2. Trying to bang an old broad with a walker.

"Looking into her Va JJ Walker was like looking into the mouth of the real Jimmie Walker."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Wall Street Walker

A high end hooker/escort or a Gold Digger looking to marry up on Wall Street.

"Stepping out of the high end luxury car she looked like a true Wall Street Walker that sunk her fangs into a rockafella"

by Joan Bragh April 22, 2014

stripper's wallet

When a person's wallet is filled with mostly singles, like a stripper's wallet would be.

Person 1: Lets grab something to eat.
Person 2: I might not have enough money, I have a stripper's wallet right now.

by TheLegendIsRedBaron May 13, 2014

drink from the wallet

An action which implies that you drink any type of alcohol which has been poured onto your friend's balls before consuming.

"Oy Calum ye fat cunt!"
"What the fuck is up with you James you naughty twat?"
"If you call me a naughty twat again Calum, I'll fucking make ye drink from the wallet I swear on me mum"

by Calum McWalletson April 24, 2016

The White Walker

While engaging in the climax of a sexual encounter, one ejaculates into the eyes of their partner; leaving them wondering incapacitated. In search of Kleenex , the ejaculator flees to retrieve a towel, but instead returns to their incapacitated partner with a handful of flour to the face.

" I got together with the bosses daughter last night. Met her with a smile, and left her with The White Walker"

by MCpancake October 12, 2015

god's wallet

The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.

"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"

by jennyjugs December 12, 2015