Lou King

A funny way to spell or say looking.

"Hey Mona, you're Lou King good today"

by #RR December 8, 2009

King Dorito

A Dorito with an extraordinary amount of flavored powdery stuff on it.

I sometimes throw 95% of a bag of Doritos in search of the King Doritos. They're the only ones I like; they should make them all with that much of the good shit on 'em.

That fiery habanero King Dorito gave me the worst ring sting.

by Wemedge August 13, 2010

Beedi King

Acquires the taste of beedi while smoking a cigarette or marijuana, etc.

Dude rwan this pot tastes just like beedi. Lol gaudi man we should call you "The Beedi King"

by Bloodbath666 October 21, 2010

King worm

the king of all motherfucking dicks.

OMG Susan Aaron totally has a king worm.

by brupbrupjimdawg April 28, 2009

clean kinged

Getting ripped off, or haveing some belongings stolen.

Man, my shoes just got clean kinged.

by autobon August 24, 2006

king water

bottled water with a hint of fruit that costs 3.00 and can only be purchased by "kingish" people. you know you are a king buying king water when the person serving you says "do you know that costs 3euro? do you still want to buy it?"

Catsy "hey julie...is that king water your drinking?...ugh!"
Julie "yeso!"
Catsy "ignorant"
Julie "you dirty doxy"

by sadhbh June 18, 2007

chuglly king

A chuglly king is the friend who always hooks up with chubby ugly chicks.

did you see the chuglly king with all those girls last night?

by Besabe March 4, 2008