time fapsule

When one places their favorite and most cherished pornographic content into a time capsule, buries it and 10 years later digs it up and masturbates to it again.

"Dude do you remember that time fapsule I made in 8th grade?"
"Yeah."
"My dog Rocko just dug it up, I guess there's no point in waiting now."

by Saltslinger August 12, 2016

Craig time

Not real time. Big time lag. 10 min in real time=2 hours craig time.

Craig: I'll be there in 10 min
Guy: real time or craig time?

by c.cleanpipes July 17, 2016

Rippage Time

The added time at the end of a Master League match in Pro Evolution Soccer, when you are hanging onto a draw or 1-goal lead. Rippage Time is identical to stoppage time, except that cheap AI scripting gives the opposition God Mode, while giving your keeper grade 9 retardation and the mobility of a cactus.

When you concede possession within Rippage Time, instinctively you will push away from your goal and hammer the "shoot/clear" button. This does nothing to stop the AI from winning 5 corners in a row then bundling in the equaliser/winner.

As a parting insult, the AI forces you to kick off again before immediately sounding the final whistle. This always leads to pro evo rage

We will need a two-goal cushion to avoid getting skanked by Rippage Time.

by LiquidLiam May 3, 2018

pasta time

The time one spends in the air immediately after going off a killer jump, whilst skiing or snowboarding.

Chad: Duuuude, I got so much pasta time off that monster 20 footer!
Brad: Dude! Sick!

by getsweatym8 January 11, 2017

Mario Time

Its a world wide event that lasts from 15:35 to 16:00 this event is very important we celebrate it everyday at 15:35 to 16:00

"Hey guys look what time it is, Its Mario time!"

by Mjayplayz November 3, 2021

Grub time

A time that occurs around 1-2 am where u and ur friends are hungry af, so you eat any possible snacks or leftovers in your fridge.

Bro I’m hella hungry rn

Ight fosho, it’s grub time.

by PutnamShice12 October 8, 2021

mollie time

To be fashionably late always. We will get when she gets there

Oh I'm a little late at least it's not "Mollie Time"

by ChrisPn8r October 9, 2021