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time fapsule

When one places their favorite and most cherished pornographic content into a time capsule, buries it and 10 years later digs it up and masturbates to it again.
"Dude do you remember that time fapsule I made in 8th grade?"
"Yeah."
"My dog Rocko just dug it up, I guess there's no point in waiting now."
by Saltslinger August 12, 2016
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Craig time

Not real time. Big time lag. 10 min in real time=2 hours craig time.
Craig: I'll be there in 10 min
Guy: real time or craig time?
by c.cleanpipes July 17, 2016
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Rippage Time

The added time at the end of a Master League match in Pro Evolution Soccer, when you are hanging onto a draw or 1-goal lead. Rippage Time is identical to stoppage time, except that cheap AI scripting gives the opposition God Mode, while giving your keeper grade 9 retardation and the mobility of a cactus.

When you concede possession within Rippage Time, instinctively you will push away from your goal and hammer the "shoot/clear" button. This does nothing to stop the AI from winning 5 corners in a row then bundling in the equaliser/winner.

As a parting insult, the AI forces you to kick off again before immediately sounding the final whistle. This always leads to pro evo rage
We will need a two-goal cushion to avoid getting skanked by Rippage Time.
by LiquidLiam May 3, 2018
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pasta time

The time one spends in the air immediately after going off a killer jump, whilst skiing or snowboarding.
Chad: Duuuude, I got so much pasta time off that monster 20 footer!
Brad: Dude! Sick!
by getsweatym8 January 11, 2017
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trampoline time

When a (mommy) and (daddy) have a wrestling match at night and you've been awake all night eating (popcorn) while watching (Dora).
i think i heard my mom and dad having trampoline time
by poophead4213 January 15, 2020
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funky time

bae, it's funky time!
by X-Æ-A-13 January 18, 2020
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Waste of time

Karen: I still talking to my ex

Rachel: your ex is a waste of time drop him
by Dumbbitch1102 April 27, 2020
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