jack thomas 

Falls at the mere sight of a nut. An internationally renowned fuck boy. Cannot recognise go compare man.

Fucks sake jack thomas

jack thomas by Mambeast September 19, 2015

rob thomas 

Singer, Songwriter, and Pianist. He was a part of the popular group "Matchbox Twenty" for about 8 years before he took a turn and released a well-to-do solo record, which put him further into the mainstream-flow. In the early '90's, he took the lead singer/co-songwriter positions for an obscure bar-band in the southern region known as "Tabitha's Secret", which broke up in about 1994/1995 due to disputes over whether or not they should sign to a major label - 3 out of the 5 members went on to form Matchbox Twenty (Rob Thomas, Paul Doucette, and Brian Yale). He is currently married to former Victoria's Secret model Marisol Malonado and has a young toddler by the name of Maison Thomas (who was conceived through a former-girlfriend). Oh yeah, he is one of the most talented musicians to ever grace this earth, he's very authentic, and he's one of the most electrifying musicans to play live. Ever.

You can spit-shine Rob Thomas all you want, but he'll still be the same old piece of tin.

rob thomas by Jamie Rhea December 28, 2005

A Thomas 

A danish word for having your best friend Banging your crush while you are having a shit in the bathroom.

" sec hon, i need to use the bathroom" *suddenly a wild Thomas appeared "Hello, Wanna fuck?"
"Yes please" *Boy entering the room "OMG, you just did a Thomas

A Thomas by Definitely not Axel November 9, 2015

Ben Thomas 

DERP SLERP HERP DURP

BOOM POWERCRYSTAL!

"My names Ben Thomas; Derp!"

"My names Ben Thomas; I have the powercrystal so fuck you!"

Ben Thomas by nakedman12 August 31, 2011

slapping thomas 

When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.

"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."

slapping thomas by DL Marx August 6, 2006

Nick Thomas 

Born in Souix Falls, South Dakota. Thomas plays in the greatest indie band ever, The Spill Canvas. He has a sexy voice that makes girls quiver like his leg that he moves in time to music. Very sexy man.

Hi, I'm Nick Thomas, and I'm sexy.

Nick Thomas by Shawna Hennessey June 13, 2008

dirty thomas

Also see- dick tease.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.

I ain't messing with that bitch, she's a total dirty thomas.

dirty thomas by ru-daddy January 3, 2011