Pirate Wasted

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.

"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜

by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023

Pirates of the Caribbean Theme

This song is used to display excessive levels of madladdery. It represents all the aspects of being a madlad. This can also be used when someone is doing something very dangerous but looks incredibly like a madlad. Instead of calling for help in this situation, you play the Pirates of The Caribbean Theme

Person 1: Dude, look at that guy! He's surfing on a tsunami!
Person 2: Shit, someone play the Pirates of the Caribbean Theme!

by 3numbers January 5, 2019

Paper pirate

A less offensive way of saying white people, reserved for social media to not get banned.

"Ranch flavored ice cream? Sounds like paper pirate nonsense to me."

by Goon the troll June 5, 2023

Pirate sauce

A mixture of diarrhea men and women come finely grated to we’re it’s just liquid

Jerry and Molly were thirsty so they made some pirate sauce

by Yummy mommy December 26, 2018

Patchy the Pirate videos 😊

SpongeBoB clips you post, watch, and send on Snapchat.

Patchy the Pirate videos 😊

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 26, 2023

The french pirate

One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:

1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge

"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"

by thegermanpirate March 18, 2021

Animal Pirate

Someone who is willing to have intercourse with an animal or is simply attracted towards animals

Josh: Dude, did you hear about john?
Bill: Yeah I did. I hear he fucked a cow. What an animal pirate.

by PoopieMcPooperTon February 6, 2020