Two check sandwich

To get a layoff, or terminated, from your job, especially a contract or labor union job. Named so because you get your regular check, plus a layoff payoff check, so the company doesnt owe you anything else.

"Hey did Paul get a layoff?"
"Yeah, they gave him a two check sandwich"

by theDunson January 24, 2019

Timmy Two Pumps

To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.

Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?

Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.

Dude1: godamnit, dude.

by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015

Two faced asshole

When a person has two personalities.

They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more

Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

A Good Two Seasons

A long period time that an individual goes without a certain act, experience, or idea.

"It's been a good two seasons since I've had a decent handjob"

by Cracker_Barrelite May 10, 2010

two digit fidget

Another term for the act of female masturbation. Antonym of four knuckle shuffle.

I really need to get some new batteries as i'm tired of doing the two digit fidget while Mark is away.

by LeSavage1970 November 29, 2017

thick as two bricks

South African definition of stupidity

Jissy! That okie's thick as two bricks, he can't even tie his shoelaces

by Necrosys June 6, 2016

Two cares in a bottle

Derivative of "without a care in the world."

The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.

He wanted to travel without two cares in a bottle.

by theGenesispiano April 14, 2012