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penis fart

gaseous expulsion emanating from penis
A penis fart is incredibly rare and dangerous.
by Wally Petro October 14, 2008
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fanny fart

involuntary expulsion of air from the front passage in females. Can occur during intercourse or inverted yoga postures
While doing the plough she accidentally did a fanny fart
by drw March 21, 2003
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creeper fart

When you sit in a co-workers chair and fart with your butt pressed firmly into the seat, thus causing the odor to be trapped in the seat cushion. It's like planting a bomb but stinky.
Man 1: (sits down at his chair) Why do I smell a fart when there's nobody around me?
Man 2: I gave you a creeper fart like 20 minutes ago.
by I got you back July 12, 2009
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Warning Fart

A fart that precedes a bowel movement. It smells horrible and gives you a clue that a stinky turd is soon to follow.
One guy: "Aww jeez, who stunk up the room?!".

The other guy: "Uh oh, I think that was a WARNING FART", with a look of panic on his face as he runs off to the can to take a massive dump.
by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008
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cake fart

The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.
Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cake farted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"
by Steve06 August 28, 2008
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sack of farts

A fartsack. A sleeping bag.

Common use since World War II, maybe earlier.
After an evening of playing poker, everyone got into the sack of farts.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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greasy fart

1) Flatulence resulting from the ingestion of mass quantities of fast food and beer; 2) a cast member of Jersey Shore
I went to McDonald's with that greasy fart Snookie where we drank 40s from brown bags (the manager lets us, Snookie blows him for the privilege) as we wolfed down Big Macs; we both had greasy farts for three days.
by Rand_Ramblings June 2, 2011
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