John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.
by edphooey January 11, 2012
The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.
I need to find a Vampire Tea Tin, my flow is extra heavy today.
The Assistant Principal was walking in, so I stashed my weed in the Vampire Tea Tin in the girls room!
The Assistant Principal was walking in, so I stashed my weed in the Vampire Tea Tin in the girls room!
by Stoutwalker November 09, 2012
by thatgirlwhostares April 21, 2020
So say when you are texting someone, you talk about states and countries. You name Brazil, South Africa and then Argentina. But your friend spells it like this:urgent Tina
by doodoodaequann September 18, 2019
When a female is a lesbian and she enjoys oral/jointal intercourse with another female or male anus.
by Ashley Pushem August 30, 2012
When you take a piss and then a shit, the shit will take the yellowness from the piss and turn it brown making it look like lemon ice tea.
Gee I really needed to take a piss, and then shit came out as well which made the toilet water look like lemon ice tea.
by CunnyFunt98 May 22, 2018
Derogatory term : A cup of tea or hot beverage offered to a visitor without a biscuit or accompanying snack.
by Mozzer December 25, 2022