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Super Straight 

noun: when a cisgender person is only attracted to the opposite cisgender sex.
Ashley: Hi, I wanted to let you know that I’m transgender .
Ben: Oh, that’s fine, but I’m super straight. I’d love to be friends though.
Super Straight by OpinionOnion March 11, 2021

super straight 

a transphobic term for straight people who want to date their cis-opposite-gender.
it's mocking the LGBTQ+ community and making trans people insecure of themselves. it isn't valid and we - the community - don't claim these idiots.
+i'm super straight!
-that doesn't exist!

Super Dew 

Super Dew was first introduced to the populace by a now-defunct website of the late nineties. The site's authors posted photos documenting the proper method for obtaining Super Dew (usually from a Taco Bell they frequented).

The substance is what comes out of a fountain drink machine after its carbonated water tap has been disabled. A thick, syrupy, ultra-caloric sap, Super Dew is only consumable in small amounts.
Ryan has not had a bowel movement since he drank Super Dew five years ago.

Mary drank Super Dew, broke the land speed record, and ran through a brick wall.
Super Dew by jedskim July 19, 2006

Super Straight 

A new Sexuality that means you are only attracted to Biological women.
Hey my pronouns are _/_ and I’m Super Straight so I’m only attracted to Biological Women.

I am only attracted to women who have XX chromosomes and were born women.

Sorry I don’t date transgender women, there is nothing wrong with being transgender at all I just only like biological women.

super straight 

a sexual preference of liking only the opposite gender if they were born that opposite
"I was wondering what is your sexuality"

"I am super straight"

Super Hulk da Ho

To slap a Ho's face with your dick while she is give you a blow job
I super Hulk da ho in the bathroom
Super Hulk da Ho by Frank Hobo December 2, 2007