Sexual Suicide 

To dismember your member. I cut off or cut out your sexual organs. See also castrate.

Eric knew he was never going to get laid so he committed sexual suicide to get it all over with. There was blood and semen everywhere.

Sexual Suicide by Joseph Poon June 27, 2004

suicide 

It's your only option.

Suicide- Your only option.

suicide by TheRealFolkBlues March 29, 2005

Mass suicide 

Canadian army

"Wanna start a Canadian army?
I thought we were having a mass suicide
Same thing"

Mass suicide by Anonymous October 5, 2003

suicider

A person who commits suicide, particularly one who carries explosives or drives an explosive-packed vehicle to kill others along with himself, aka a suicide bomber.

The word suicider is one of many new words to have been coined by George W. Bush, the current US President.

These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out.

suicider by Dirge September 23, 2004

SUICIDE SQUIRREL

The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.

Often found unmarred in the street.

I had almost made it home when that SUICIDE SQUIRREL caused my accident.

SUICIDE SQUIRREL by amiibootoyou November 5, 2010

Suicide Chump

An individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.

Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.

-My friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.

-A suicide chump!

Suicide Chump by Dog talk November 18, 2010

Suicide Squeeze 

When somebody accidentally touches a body part of the opposite gender in an enclosed space or a hallway.

(Joe accidentally touches Sara's chest in the hallway. Joe runs away in embarrassment)
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.

Suicide Squeeze by TScottsby September 20, 2012