i sleep

When someone sends you a funny video. It’s similar to replying with im deceased

Jason: *sends meme*
Brad: I sleep

by LovleyPeaches177 June 2, 2020

Ugly Sleep

the opposite of beauty sleep

"Time to get some ugly sleep." said Nail Parrot after a long day

by Nail Parrot Himself September 29, 2020

National Sleep Awareness Day

October 19

You should sleep all day during national sleep awareness day on October 19

by National sleep awareness day October 14, 2020

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

Beetus-Sleep

When a diabetic sleeps hard as fuck and won’t shut off their alarms

Yeah that mf beetus-sleepin’ his alarms woke me up before they woke him up!

by diabetes man February 26, 2021

Faus sleek

A design that interprets high quality performance but disappoints on its execution of an intended action.
A false appearance.

Person 1: Wow look at the shape of that train. I bet it's super fast!
Person 2 (probably a guy named Josh): Nah man, that train is faus sleek.

by Wierchum March 3, 2021

Drip-sleep

That midway point between sleep and awakeness.

I was drip-sleeping in class because I got no sleep last night.

by Beating around the bush March 17, 2021