pounding a salad

Fisting a vagina

Bro 1: Bro, I was pounding a salad so hard last night.
Bro 2: What? No breadsticks?

by Rockstarbetch April 12, 2015

nigga salad

when you shit on a black persons face and rub it in. while he licks off the shit, you cum and twist his nipples so he screams and spits out the shit.

Yo i just fucken gave him a nigga salad

by bitch cock sucker 69 March 24, 2020

Salad Misery

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.

My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.

by Sir Vix October 6, 2012

Potato Salad

When white people try imitating black people, do something racially insensitive, appropriate culture, or just do some really extremely Caucasian shit.

Person 1: "I covered This Is America but I made it about Irish People!"
Person 2: "That's some thick potato salad you made there."

or

Pastor trying too hard to be cool: "Now on the mic we got our main MC who's ready to drop some rhymes for Jesus!"
Black folk watching: "Ooooh, this man about to make some thick potato salad."

by ragnarockerbunny November 9, 2018

Salad Avoider

Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.

Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.

by JambiTheDiddler July 2, 2022

Salad

A dish eaten by only the gayest of men.

"Bro, your eating a salad, you must be gay"

"Your actually so gay, you must eat salad bro"

by upamecano October 26, 2019

Caeser Salad

Caeser Salad, much like Tossing the Salad, where you grab somones ass cheeks and you shove your tongue into the asshole, but with the caeser salad you have another person meat inside the asshole. Can be used as long at 1 or more penises are involved, as well as 3 or more people.

He tossed my Caeser Salad last night, it was amazing.

Anyone want to get dirty and toss my Caeser Salad tonight, i need 2 or more people.

by IamASadWeirdMan November 13, 2018