When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.
Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.
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Person B: Oh my god, you absolute softass
Person B: Oh my god, you absolute softass
by Purplax March 1, 2024
Get the Softass mug.An organization that "manages" and "markets" "content" that exploits another and keeps them in a loop where they must continue to produce their "content". Also known as the Tate business model
"Hey, I manage social media accounts and we have 'creator houses"
"Nah, that sounds like soft pimping!"
"Nah, that sounds like soft pimping!"
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Don't you have two other girlfriends already?
Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.
Don't you have two other girlfriends already?
Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.
by Dataline755 March 15, 2024
Get the Soft landing mug.Pronounced "Soff-adge" - To missinterpret the current field of understanding by basing claims entirely on the previous work in the field instead of the current-day advancements.
Examples: I do not mean to softage myself, but didn't apple have a better intentional design when it came to cybersecurity? You are softaging my friend, everytime you talk about databases you sound like Charles Backman (inventor of databases). I softaged myself by talking about the logo of a company that has since changed to a different designed logo.
by anonymous March 16, 2024
Get the Softage mug.A fat cunt who works at teethyz who likes to target people who goes against her word, sort of trying to make sure nobody can overthrow her.
"bitch the irish cunt, softleys is trying to get me blacklisted for nothing.."
"i wish she was affected by the potatoes"
"i wish she was affected by the potatoes"
by distedoingsumunhorny March 23, 2024
Get the softleys mug.When a phone's system is unusable or not bootable at all, but you can access the recovery or download mode, you can call it a soft brick/it gets soft-bricked. After downloading the original software, it should return to the usable state. It often happens after flashing a custom system.
A hard brick is similar, yet the very opposite. - A hard brick is a literal brick, because the firmware is well fucked up and you cannot even access the download mode.
"flashing" -> Copying/downloading a (custom) system onto an Android phone
"ROM" -> system
"Fastboot/Download mode" -> a mode on an Android phone that allows you to flash files directly into a phone's filesystem
A hard brick is similar, yet the very opposite. - A hard brick is a literal brick, because the firmware is well fucked up and you cannot even access the download mode.
"flashing" -> Copying/downloading a (custom) system onto an Android phone
"ROM" -> system
"Fastboot/Download mode" -> a mode on an Android phone that allows you to flash files directly into a phone's filesystem
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