Jizz in my pants

The video opens with Samberg singing in a night club. As he is invited to Molly Sims' apartment, he prematurely ejaculates, or "jizzes in his pants", in the hallway. Taccone then ejaculates prematurely while conversing with a check-out girl, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, in a grocery store. Justin Timberlake appears as a janitor. Samberg then exits a cinématheque, when the discovery of a missed telephone call from a girl causes him to prematurely ejaculate. In another scene, Taccone is seen driving his car, listening to the radio, when a song begins to play that reminds him of a girl, and causes him to "jizz in his pants" yet again. Samberg and Taccone then sing about how they easily "jizz in their pants" from stimuli such as an alarm clock, opening a window, the truth about Bruce Willis's character (Dr. Malcolm Crowe) dying at the end of The Sixth Sense, and ingesting a grape. Next, Samberg and Taccone explain that whenever they are adjacent to women, they ejaculate prematurely, which, they say, necessitates constant wearing of condoms. Akiva Schaffer can be seen in the background at various times as the disc jockey.3

I jizz in my pants

by wambulance March 8, 2009

clitty mcgiggle-pants

nymphomaniac; slut; female of questionable morals

Dude, she's a total "Clitty McGiggle-pants". Just blow in her ear and you're there.

by Mr. Wundirphal May 9, 2008

shit your pants

V. To become upset; get angry.

"You spent the money I gave you for baby food on cigarettes!?!?"
"Aw, don't shit your pants. That kid eats better than I do."

by DrewThreeFour May 18, 2008

keep it in your pants

1) Response to when someone says something overtly sexual.

2) It's a school night maybe she will keep it in her pants for once.

It's unisex. Ironic if said to a girl so completely fine.

similar to: "relax buddy, no need to get riled up there."
or
Person A- "DAYUM...the things I would do to that ass."

Person B- "Buddy, keep it in your pants."

by Prophite May 2, 2008

my pants are tight

having an erection, boner, causing pants to become tighter

My pants are tight now that i watchd that porno.

by Jessica September 9, 2003

cum in your pants

Phrase used to describe extreme excitment or pleasure.

When you see this movie, you will cum in your pants!

by dudechick April 19, 2005

Busting your pants

A particularly raunchy and violent passing of gas, typically brought on during the digestion period following a particularly high-fibrous or ethnic cuisine or meal. The act itself triggers a rippling effect in the affected person’s underpants. In rare cases, tearing can even occur, requiring a change of trousers.

Mike: ”I’m in the mood to go throw back a burrito at Qdoba before I head in to work for a better West Virginia.”

Charlie: “Dude, I pity the producers and talent, you’ll be busting your pants all night long, better pack an extra pair of trousers!”

by Reuben Carlos Sanchez June 5, 2016