MOON PIE

An expression used whenever you don’t know how to respond to a situation.

Luke: Yeah nine people died at the FedEx shooting in Indianapolis.
Camden: Oh my god that’s so sad.

Jackson: MOON PIE

by Kaley_the_quiet_girl April 20, 2021

Howling at the moon

If you are a human doing this it is just SCARY! Leave it to the cute non-FUCKED up little shit over here.

Me: "why are you, um, howling at the moon."

CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"

Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."

by Wolf Master 5000 December 10, 2016

Moon sighting

Moon sighting is a beloved art where someone with a particularly long face and curly hair gets caught in bellow 4k shape shifting and morphing into some diabolical creature

Lin was mid tik when I caught a moon sighting of him

by Wide mouth gamer July 16, 2023

Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls

"Hey dude, wanna go Moon Gooning? Its great night time activity."

by ExpansiveTundra February 24, 2024

Moon Gooning

When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.

Me and the homies went moon gooning last night...

by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023

moon mark

The mark left on your butt after you tan in a tanning bed

I can see your tanning moon mark when you bend over.

by Jax1982 March 27, 2016

moon sausage

The long hard brick of a turd that comes out your ass hole after eating too much meat.

I was at work and went to the bathroom. as I opened my anus hole I unleashed my moon sausage.

by Longharddump January 17, 2018