To form one's features into a submissive, “nice guy”, or harmless expression, typically with the mouth open and the front teeth exposed.
by Messy Jurphe September 04, 2023
An extremely rare mutation of the more commonly known Alpha male. The Alphapha male is named after the dorky Little Rascals character -- and plainly put: he is an overpowered Alpha male. He exhibits unfounded excessive confidence, yet dresses like he is still in the 2nd grade. Has a Buzz Lightyear backpack, but the effect on his peers is paradoxical -- he is so Chadlike he can make pocket protectors sexy. His hairstyle changes depending upon the whims of his cowlick(s).... you get the idea. Extremely inadequate social skills, & an almost non-existent ability to talk to women -- yet for some reason, every girl throws herself at him deploying every strategy under the sun to get into his riverwader awkwardly fitted late 90s denim. He emits pharamones that women notice immediately, turning them into wolverines all fighting to burrow down and gobble his musky treasures. As luck would have it, he's 9 times out of 10 either just too cool or too oblivious to notice.
Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.
Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.
"Well gee, Susan, is the sex good? It's gotta be right?"
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."
by AorticKamikaze April 12, 2024
by The Flavor Frenzys March 11, 2014
the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.
mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails
nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male
nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male
by relayZZZ April 24, 2022
Taylor is a very short stubby little man with a beard. He may try to sell you 3 day old cider, but you must say no! He WILL poison you.
He likes Dehya's boobas and honestly same but eh
Cocka
He likes Dehya's boobas and honestly same but eh
Cocka
by sxmplyelena September 23, 2022
A form of gay sex when one man violently jumps on another mans back and brutally sticks there dick into there ass providing a form of pleasurement.
Zeta males are zoophiles because zeta is used as a dogwhistle term for zoophiles. All zeta males should be sent to outer space without a spacesuit
by TonyMontanaScarface June 04, 2022