I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 06, 2022

Look at the Now

Focus on the present, don't dwell on the past or future.

Dude, stop thinking about last night and just look at the now.

by sidney.shrek October 17, 2017

strange looking bananas

I love you too :

you: hey i think i love you
me: oh.. well i really enjoy strange looking bananas

by pppoopoointheflesh October 02, 2021

slabery looks

a slabery look, to give someone a dirty look
suffix of“slaber” (to slabber about someone means to bitch or talk shit) e.g “slabering” about someone. Used in a sentence to stress the audacity that some nosy ugly fuglys have.

“that skank bank is giving me slabery looks the wee bitch ”

“libby was giving me a slabery look last night the stupid hippo”

by rhinboob3 November 20, 2020

looks don't matter to me

But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.

In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.

by QuacksO December 25, 2019

Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!

Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!

Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!

by Mary's February 10, 2018

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016