Spanish kiss

Where a female is kissing you and gets down on her knees where she proceeds to eat your ass.

I’m still picking hair out of my teeth from giving my boyfriend a spanish kiss.

by Lil.mayo December 30, 2018

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Donkey Kiss

Donkey Kiss: The compassionate act of issuing a Donkey Punch to one’s partner in a manner whereby said partner suffers from insomnia or some other form of sleep abnormality thus rendering that person unconscious which in turn results in a much needed night of slumber. The beneficial physical byproduct of executing the Donkey Kiss is made all the sweeter and more satisfying knowing that you are doing something so deeply motivated in kindness and selflessness.

My wife had been complaining from several sleepless nights, wrought with angst around the “rigors” of her daily life, so I kindly ”Donkey Kissed” her in the back of the head as I whispered “Sleep tight my princess” and then gently removing my unit from her can. We both slept soundly that night.

by Budrewkev October 3, 2012

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Swiss kiss

When you stuff your mouth full of swiss cheese and suck your lover’s nose.

Man, my girl gave me a swiss kiss last night.

by Doublefistenkristen April 8, 2019

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Massa-kissed

A person who has been tickled to the point of tears as former congressman Eric Massa has claimed to have done.

John sat on top of Lisa and tickled her. She laughed until she cried. She was totally massa-kissed.

by cliffsedge March 14, 2010

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Portland Kiss

When a woman places her vagina on a man or another woman and that said person gives them oral sex.

Guy 1: Dude I had a crazy night at a stripper club...she totally gave me a Portland Kiss.
Guy 2: EWW GROSS
Guy 1: Ya I have an appointment to get checked out for all std's...fingers crossed.
Guy 2: My prayers are with you man.

by MRDYRNDAY September 19, 2011

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