Purr juice

The result of cats who drool.

Aw man, I was petting my cat and now I'm covered in purr juice.

by Linky234 August 1, 2011

Banana Juice

When someone asks you a ridiculous question or you're too lazy to answer, you say Banana Juice.

Guy 1 - "Hey what's the square root of 63958386745954?"
Guy 2 - "Banana Juice"

by Mr. Awesomedude October 22, 2011

monk juice

beer brewed by monks

monk juice is the nectars of the goof life

by corked May 2, 2005

Cancer Juice

All soft drinks, especially Coke Zero.

Robin: Hey, JP, I'm goin' down to Safeway. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?

by Blobs January 9, 2009

hippy juice

Patchouli Oil. Usually combined with under tones of body odor from lack of washing/shaving of body hair. May also cover the smell of marijuana.

"Wow man, after hotboxing the van, I gotta put on my hippy juice."

Or

"Dude Mom, I only gotta shower once a month...I got my hippy juice."

by allegra80 April 23, 2008

gypsy juice

Cider, especially rough scrumpy ciders.
Derived from the fact that scrumpy is the staple beverage of all gypsies.

Dave: "Fancy getting some beers in tonight, Kev?"

Kev : "I dunno dude, ive only got 74 pence!"

Dave: "Thats OK we can buy a whole Gallon of Gypsy Juice for that!"

by MCMXCV April 26, 2008

Guava Juice

The best fruit beverage, also a YouTuber.

Guava juice is an interesting YouTuber. He really reminds me of my friend Marcelo.

by Blue Mew42 February 5, 2018