Ass Rations

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Ass Rations.

by Dodgamatic August 8, 2014

harpoon ass

the ass of a skinny person when they sit on your lap and it hurts.

She sat on my lap and it was painful because she was a harpoon ass

by asssmann May 30, 2010

Peeling ass

A sexual postion involving a boiled egg and 2 litres of Pepsi max

Last night I was peeling ass

by Ass peeler 69 October 20, 2015

Oatmeal ass

A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.

"Omg! Look at her oatmeal ass!"
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."

by AnotherBrunetteBitch March 21, 2015

ASS-AP

as sexually soon as possible

girl, ur booty so fine! i wanna be in u ASS-AP

by CWash January 11, 2009

ass distance

Objects or items that are in very close distance to you, sometimes directly behind or beside the person looking for the object.

The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.

I cant find my phone charger. " well, I know where it is, it's an ass distance away from you. Check over to your right"

I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"

by DSCone June 12, 2013

re-assed

A slightly humorous abbreviation of he word "reassigned".

The abbreviation puts an emphasis on the substring "ass" and promotes the meaning of your ass changing location (or owner). Contrary to you yourself changing owner.

The underlying message could be that reassignment happens by looking at some form of objective measure of yourself instead of at you as a person.

Or it could be taken to mean simply "reassigned".

In the first episode of "Stargate SG1" O'Neill recommends a military guy to "get re-assed to NASA since that's where all the action's gonna be".

by Cake-eater September 6, 2011