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a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.
who stole and ate my tikka masala?

oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget
by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023
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im horny

When your friend is bored
by igotanewkeyboarditsveryclickky October 27, 2023
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fiscally horny

Horny but for money
Morgan is fiscally horny because I talked about my business
by SteakKnifesAreTasty January 7, 2024
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Nag-horny-car-aback

American pronounciation of Nagorny Karabakh, an Armenian speaking supposedly autonomous region in Azerbaijan, which until recently hosted a separatist republic od Artsakh. The transition of this territory to the hands of it's internationally recognized owner had to do with Russia, whom Amrenia has aliance with, was too busy supposedly protecting it's own people in Donbass by shooting rockets as far as Lviv to help. It didn't help that Azerbaijan is allied with Turkey, a problematic NATO member.
Yo dude, what's goin' on with that Nag-horny-car-aback thing around Georgia or somewhere?
by j637man February 3, 2024
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Drunkenly horny

Occurs when an excess amount of alcohol consumption leads to the spiked increase of testosterone, the hormones that cause a person to get aroused depending on the levels of testosterone.
J: “Yo bro, how was the party?”

X-7: “I don’t wanna talk about it…”

J: “Why not?”

X-7: “Remember I brought in a friend, SL. Yeah, she drank too much alcohol and just called me to visit her in the dorm.”

J: “Ok..? I don’t see what the problem was-“

X-7: “When we got there, SL dragged me to the couch and started taking both her pants and mines.”

J: “oh… and I thought that being “drunkenly horny” wasn’t a thing…”
by HornyRitta March 3, 2024
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Drink Horny

The extreme need for any drink of any kind
Mike: Bro what's wrong with you
Tim: I'm so drink horny
by bigbewbsfatcaulk March 27, 2024
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Safe Horny

1) Describing the acceptable range of which an individual (typically a man) can express sexual interests and desire.

2) (Pejorative) A person whose sexual interests are within an acceptable norm and whose behavior is considered strange or unreasonable.
1) In modern discourse, characters like Lady Dimetrescu or Zarya are the Safe Horny option for attractive women.
2) Your obsession with Muscular Women is so Safe Horny, it hurts me.
by Phoenixhydra April 15, 2024
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