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green toe nails 

Toe nails that have turned a deep shade of green because of the Nasty fungus that resides beneath the nail. Green toe nails are most prevalent in old men who wear brown strapped sandals to graduation parties or any event in the summer months. You find yourself sitting at a graduation party you were forced to attend with your family for a third cousin who you immensely dislike , only for an old man to approach you with sandals and a Hawaiian shirt with his green toe nails nearly scraping off your ankle flesh with their sharp edges.
Pete's long, green toe nails reeked in the breeze as he placed his feet on the deck table.

Her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.
green toe nails by Floof July 3, 2017
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green dobby 

A nerdy way of saying some really bad/smelly pussy
Guy1: So did you get to smash her?
Guy2: Yeah...turned out to be a green dobby
green dobby by Cabam September 3, 2017

Green line 

The green line is both a metophorical and physical phenomenon. One that no more than, or less than, two can experience at once.

It is a path that is seemingly fruitless, one to be followed out of pure wanderlust and curiosity.
At the end of the path the pair may feel cursed, at first, as seemingly random chaotic events begin to happen. New, and often painful truths begins to expose themselves.

Quickly, though, the duo will realize they have been giving the power of clear sight and eminence ability to shift reality with suggestion.

With the clear sight may come heartache, being that they will no longer be able to ignore truths, no longer will sugar coated words sound sweet, and all lies will become crystal clear.
If they wallow in this, it will be a curse, however if they use it to their advantage and grow a bond over it - it becomes a blessing.
"Things are falling chaotically in place. Green line."
Green line by Entroproxy May 4, 2019

Green Bandana 

Trinitarios, representing DPL (god, homeland, liberty) attractive men

green balls 

When you think you're going to get weed/high but you dont. like 'blue balls'
"I smoked a whole blunt of some dank ass shit and didnt get high. talk about green balls."

"I got some serious green balls at that party cause there was no weed to freeload."
green balls by kee stains March 29, 2007

green day 

1. A day in which people smoke mj.

2. A band in which you need a green day to enjoy. They are horrible yet people like them simply because they have been pushed with a social agenda to corrupt the US with such crappy songs like "Don't Wanna Be an American Idiot" and other pieces of crap people seem to call "music". THEY ARE NOT TO BE CLASSIFIED AS BEING A PUNK ROCK BADN, BUT RATHER A POP ROCK BAND LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS.
1. Gah, I need a green day today; you got some mj?

2. Ew, gross did you hear that shitty band called green day? Blah, they make me wanna hurl.
green day by ndh777 September 8, 2007

Green Day 

Great Musically Gifted Punk band... older songs and albums way better.... There parents were not dead beats or at least mikes His mom is my fathers best friend!!!!! There new music is for a generation of weird poser kids that slit there wrist because its the cool thing to do.
Wow look at all those poser kids trying o act hard core listening to boulevard of broken dreams.
They probably have never even heard the song sweet children. Green Day has a lot of good songs all overshadowed by the new album american idiot.
Green Day by Medividy October 9, 2005