foot phobia

when someone has had to spend the entirety of their life staring at their ugly ass feet that they then develop a foot phobia. this includes all the toes, all the ankles (cankles included) and all of those crusty dry heels

aw mate, you want to see the state of our sheila’s feet, proper triggered my foot phobia

by our wes October 18, 2019

Foot Milk

that one time when u drop milk and u step on it with your foot and then you get to the point when u make cheese

guy 1:Dud i got foot milk yesterday
guys 2: cool bro

by JIMMYLABO October 25, 2019

foot milk

that momment when your foot starts producing milk thats changing into cheese

bob: i got a case of a foot milk
James: cool bro my foot got deformed yesterday

by JIMMYLABO October 25, 2019

one foot stuck in the grave

when yer done with your weird ass skeleton banging and get your foot stuck somewhere in the ribs or pelvis with your bony partner

bruh, i had one foot stuck in the grave last night

by asswhup666 October 26, 2019

FOOT

The god of everyone the most powerful FOOT is FOOT get that in ur FOOT because FOOT is amazing....FOOOOOT

FOOTY FOOT FOOT FOOT

by Billywigglestick October 29, 2019

FOot

Something luke Smells of

What’s that smell, smells like foot

Luke: hehehehee

by Unknown000888 October 29, 2019

Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.

Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019