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son of a Volvo driver

One who's parents or parent drives a Volvo who will also most likely carry on the family tradition of being a prick and driving in a manner that does nothing but piss off other motorists.
Jim "what was that guys issue"?
Terry: "must have been son of a Volvo driver".
by therandommoron September 24, 2011
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school bus driver

She is a pretty girl, so you would think that she could do better than that school bus driver.
by almost June 22, 2004
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Cali cum driver

to bang a women upside down while bouncing on a trampoline in the state of California between the hours of 12 A.M. to 3 P.M. Before making man pudding, Jam penis down girls throat then climax.
A hour after Wayne woke up he gave his girl a cali cum driver in fount of his 12 year old brother.
by randomhero565 February 27, 2009
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Pile Drive

Freeze a log of feces. Enter a 69 position, with the woman on bottom and man on top. The man uses his hands to plow the woman vaginally or anally with the frozen log while she gives him a rusty trombone (i.e., giving a rim job while performing a hand job). When the man reaches climax, he turns into a position in which he can jizz on his lover's face while slapping her in the face with the soggy poopsicle.
1. I gave my girl a pile drive last night
2. I was a pile driver with that bitch
by TrandyCandy May 1, 2010
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Reverse Pile Driver

A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is no longer facing the receiver.
They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.
by bjmike April 27, 2010
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Volvo Driver

A teacher of drivers education classes that is forced to watch Red Asphalt, Toe Tag and other disgusting crash videos far too often causing paranoia on the road.
The Volvo Driver showed us another awful bloody crash movie today.
by dragondiscuscoach April 13, 2010
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Italian Screw Driver

Yo can you hand me that Italian Screw Driver?
by Jean Binoche October 22, 2007
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