A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);
"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
Sports Candy is another nickname for fruits
this term originated from an Icelandic children's show called Lazy Town, a show that encourages kids to eat fruits and vegetables, exercise and play sports activities
this term originated from an Icelandic children's show called Lazy Town, a show that encourages kids to eat fruits and vegetables, exercise and play sports activities
by diosussybaka April 22, 2024
by Dev_atar February 24, 2022
the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.
Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.
also...
Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.
also...
Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.
by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009
A reference for Cocaine used in a business setting by a douchebag at inappropriate times in order to ruin one's career.
Regretfully, I won't be able to attend your Halloween party due to the lack of required Columbian Candy.
by DirthDirtdiver October 19, 2016
When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.
Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023
by Candyman Can June 23, 2018