Bum Wiggler

"Pro" cyclists-- Usually social riders, wearing lycra pants and jerseys, riding bikes worth more than a respectable motorcycle, and training on quite possibly the most inconvenient roads while people are attempting to get to work/school/home-- usually major, single lane roads-- and often not in the bike lane.

Not all "pro" (or pro-am) cyclists are bum wigglers but the ones that are, you typically find going up that tight, annoying stretch of hilly road at 15mph/20kph when you're already late for work.

That bloody Bum Wiggler with the Porsche jersey on Bridge St. showed up again. If he makes me miss the team meeting again I'm just going to run the bastard over.

Bum Wiggler by Numbers85 February 27, 2011

Bum chariot

Various carts--i.e. shopping carts and or baskets--strapped together for use of homeless people to transport their worldly possessions. The longer the cart, or bum chariot, the more materialistic, and thus, un-bum-like the individual is to be considered. A true bum chariot is a group of one or more carts attached to a bicycle, where the homeless person in question would be considered the driver, and the useless crap he has for whatever reason assembled would be considered the chariot itself.

Joe: Oh, no. Here comes Smelly Pete.
Jill: Wait...is he on a bike?
Joe: Oh, my God! He is! He's got himself a bum chariot!
Jill: Way to go, Pete!

Bum chariot by Falconkicks March 31, 2011

Bum Glam 

The art of appearing absolutely glamourous in one's most dirtiest and unflattering outfit, for example a pair of sweatpants and a faded hooded sweatshirt or t-shirt, while not having groomed or showered for at least a day.

Fem A: I don't understand why I'm getting the sideways glances even though I'm looking a mess today.

Fem B: It must be your bum glam. Dumb caddy b*tches.

Bum Glam by Missy Mars April 7, 2011

Bum Slips 

What you get when you cross an African and English

1st Person: *whispers* Plump Lips.
2nd Person: *whispers* I like those plump lips.
African: Bum Slips! Bum Slips! What are Bum Slips?

(No offence to Africans, this was said by one of my friends.)

Bum Slips by Meich May 9, 2011

Bum Drunk Parade 

When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned

Joan "Check out those completely pissed girls"

Karl "Bum Drunk Parade"

Bum Drunk Parade by laurab193 June 1, 2011

bum sycle

a bike stolen by a hobo with no seat so the bar goes in his arse

look at the blood running down the bum sycle i bet his arse really hurts

bum sycle by davestehday June 29, 2011

Bum rutting

Another euphemism for anal sex

Bro: How'd it go with Sarah last night?

Bro 2: Had some major bum rutting

*high five*

Bum rutting by GiantCake December 4, 2011