Riper Asshole

1. The inside of the anus that has been riped more than once or more than a few times usually riper than others. 2. The complete opposite of a raw asshole, or in other words, an unriped asshole.

That little fucker Mark Piper just had anal sex with aunt sussy last night and now she has gotten a riper asshole.

Riper Asshole by Mark Ripe March 24, 2009

Ware Asshole

Asshole from Ware,typically acts,smells and looks like an asshole,wears stinky clothes,doesn't wash for days,never irons his shirt,wears a bright orange watch,and constantly mumbles.

Male from Ware,likes acting like an asshole all day,and getting abuse,hence the term Ware Asshole.

Ware Asshole by guntchaser November 28, 2010

shy asshole syndrome 

When you go to a bathroom to take a shit, but someone else is already shitting, so you wait or go to another bathroom.

Also known as scaredy butt, cautious/shy sphincter, or covert bombing ass.

It took me 20 minutes to find a good place to shit because of my shy asshole syndrome.

I was polite today; decided to wait until after everyone left work to unleash my covert bombing ass.

Scaredy butt had to wait until we got home from the football game before he was comfortable deucing.

shy asshole syndrome by Mad Malc March 6, 2014

ripe asshole 

The licking of the anus. Otherwise known as a rim job. However, this anus is one of a fat bitch whom hasn't showered in 2 to 3 weeks. It's more sour and foul smelling than if you were to walk down to the nearest sewage treatment plant and eat a pile of raw sewage from 100 fat bitches.

Yo, Jeremy. You give Shania a rimmer last night? I heard you went over to her house.

No way Steve, she has a ripe asshole if I've ever smelt one.

Damn I thought fo-sho she was clean.

No, Steve. It was so bad my damn nose hairs singed off. She's got the ripest asshole of the land.

ripe asshole by Burd Justus October 10, 2017

Shut your asshole 

A synonym for "shut your mouth", that also indicates that only shit (garbage) comes out of one's mouth, therefore replacing "mouth" with "asshole".

Donald: "It has not been easy for me... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"

Shut your asshole by Anrei October 22, 2017

Living Asshole 

The worst teacher in a certain subject at school.

Yo dude Mrs. Denny is the living asshole of the Spanish department.

Living Asshole by OG Hamslammer November 4, 2010

holiday asshole 

N. A person who at a festive event, wedding, holiday, party, is is being an asshole, or just makes an ass out of themselves and ruins it for everybody.

The christmas party was awesome until Brad upper decked the bathroom and got us kicked out of the party, what a holiday asshole.

Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.

He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.

I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.

He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.

That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.

holiday asshole by Governor Captain Jack December 8, 2013