anal spilunker 

one who explores the ass holes of others. in a sexually explicit way.

That fagmo was a total anal spilunker.

anal spilunker by jmilla the killa May 9, 2006

anal retardation 

An anal sphincter that is slow and clumsy and produces unusual grunting sounds in public.

"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"

Or,

"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"

anal retardation by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009

Anal Assistant 

A person who generally assists in helping someone in the act of putting some sort of hard object into the ass of someone else.

"So Chris do you have a job." "Yes i am an Anal Assistant"

Anal Assistant by Zmashy August 29, 2009

Anal Truncheon

An anal truncheon is typically used for the penetration of ones anus. The truncheon can take the form of any police parephenalia, not just limitted to the baton as the name suggests. Connoisseurs among truncheoners prefer antiquated riot armor.

" Walking home last night I caught a glimpse through a bush of a Margaret Thatcher look-a-like diaphram-deep on an Anal Truncheon "

" One day, i will own that golden anal truncheon "

" Seeing Jeoffrey using the bow-street bastard he bought off ebay last week, as an anal truncheon, will always be a sight for sore eyes. "

Anal Truncheon by hotsteamingsemen March 21, 2010

Anal Rape Holocaust 

Anal Rape Holocaust is a fairly multioffensive term for when a group of gamers are completely annihilated by another team. This works in sports like paintball and airsoft too. It should only really be used in cases of extreme defeat.

Trev: i saw you were online last night, how did the gaming go?

Keith: Aw man it was a complete Anal Rape Holocaust, we were totally destroyed by a bunch of school kids from Wisconsin. Im giving up on MMOs man.

Anal Rape Holocaust by King Simmo November 14, 2013

Anal Retention 

Anal retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier anus. This can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)

Thas my water (suuuuuuk), if you want it get it from my anus, bitch!

Anal Retention by Adam February 2, 2005

anal buffoonery 

shenanigans; tomfoolery; descriptive term for when things are not progressing correctly. is often the actions of an arseclown.

"what do you mean there's no beer left?! why, that's complete anal buffoonery!"

anal buffoonery by noof April 6, 2004