Shit Salad Sandwich

When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.

Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".

by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 25, 2017

Salad Goes to America

Salad Goes to America is a web comic in progress made by two kids with too much time on their hands. It was published on Ao3 and has a small following by 4 whole people (not including those who have read it or have been introduced by those original 4) ((the creators included))

“You haven’t read Salad Goes to America? Wow what is this, nazi Germany?”

by SaladWellington February 20, 2022

Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.

"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"

by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021

Salad Ass

Salad Ass is an individual whom, for whatever reason is an effeminate male or a feminist hag. The term derived from "Nancy Boys" and manly overweight chicks during the summer of 1970 whereas they enjoyed "salad" over normal human food. These individuals were whiny, over sensitive salad asses who would protest anything at any given time. Precursors to today's leftist.

Hey will you shut the fuck up about that goddamn whole in the ozone layer? You're such a fucking "salad ass!"

by TROLLASAURUS_REX_EMERITUS July 3, 2022

git salad

When you trap a bunch of gits into an empty pool, then throw lettuce, cucumbers, and other salad necessities on to the patrons.

I would make a git salad out of that kid, tomatoes and all.

by Chris Lauer July 25, 2016

ghetto salad

When poor folk can only afford one piece of lettuce and the rest is ranch dressing.

I don't get my disability until next weekend, so all I could eat was a ghetto salad.

by Devils Lasagna December 7, 2017

Toasted Salad

A Toasted Salad is when you take a big hit of your joint/THC vape then slowly blow the smoke into your partners exposed asshole allowing it to soak up the THC. This will toast their salad.

Mr T loved it when Ms. M blew her marijuana smoke into his ass, giving him a Toasted Salad.

by Randy the perv February 28, 2021