by Powerslug March 11, 2024
Get the copper candymug. by anonymous November 30, 2022
Get the swallow a candy wholemug. After you candy cane on a your girl, you urinate potently yellow dehydrated piss on their face, and then piss mixes with the blood from the nose, and makes an orange and white color on their face
I was candy corning my girl after candy caning was not enough! The blood, the piss and the splooge mix very well
by Thebill169 February 26, 2024
Get the Candy corningmug. I've been at this party for 2 hours and beer ain't cutting it, so I'm going to try some dance candy. I want to get my freak on pronto. quaaludes, ecstasy, MDMA, Molly, chill, party, hallucinate, drugs, memory loss, roofies
by joecoolthefool August 17, 2015
Get the dance candymug. When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.
Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.
You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.
#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye
Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.
You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.
#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye
Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.
他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500
I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.
Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC
*Event created*
What’s your favourite candy?
Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭
他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500
I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.
Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC
*Event created*
What’s your favourite candy?
Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭
by DragonflyOnAUni January 10, 2018
Get the CandyMan Candymug. by Powerslug March 11, 2024
Get the copper candymug. Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.
by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022
Get the Cooter candymug.