dick lynching

Right before cumming squeeze the head of the penis as to not allow anything to come out.

That girl last night gave me a dick lynching. It hurt like hell but was totally worth it!

by Janae's snatcher June 13, 2017

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 12, 2025

Dick

Thomas

Thomas is a dick.

by EpicGamer256 June 5, 2020

drumpo dick

when your dick gets thick and heavy and wet and sticky and dry and crusty and hairy and floats in piss

i got drumpo dick! cant wait to die!

by i came all the way here October 11, 2023

Circus Dick

An abnormally large penis, which is for some reason usually found on a skinny guy. See also: “You wanna put that WHERE?”

Ashley: “Holy shit, his dong is like a severely obese infant’s arm holding a grapefruit. It’s so big, it looks like something you’d see in a freak show!”
Savannah: “Damn girl - he’s got Circus Dick!”

by ShazKelly November 18, 2019

Dick riding

“When you mad joe over a nigga that don’t fuck with you” or don’t even know you

Cam: yo I just met young boy and he said I’m 4KT
Zeem: Yo you dick riding all over boul he don’t even know you!

by Zeembackdoor March 11, 2022

Dick Balooga

The act of dressing ones penis like an old timey gentleman. Usually done as a joke or a prank, but tends to lead to an interesting hobby.

Barnaby wanted to impress Lady Queef bottom, so he threw a top hat and monocle on that bad sum bitch and bam. Bitch just got dick balooga. Indubitably.

by Flimzorp May 7, 2017