Sirachi Dick

When you touch your penis after using siracha sauce without wiping your hands and your penis burns like no tomorrow to the point where you need to waterboard your own cock to cool it off.

Jacob got Sirachi dick after spending another night alone jerking off with siracha sauce

by Ajslabs February 13, 2023

Dick

(n) The male genital, located below the hip.
(v) To put in effort.

1. Damn he gotta big dick.
2. You need to put some dick in if you want to suceed.

by asidao[pdasd February 14, 2023

dick bitch

A bitch who is also a dick

lowkey your man fine..
BITCH TF YOU A DICK
No i'm not a dick bitch!

by pedro pascal wife February 14, 2023

dick horse

An elevated form of dickhead, meant to mean a stubborn and unreasonable asshole, idiot, or douchebag.

Stop being such a dick horse, Liam!

by Boffo1 February 14, 2023

Dick

The most disgusting organ a body can have

Dicks are filthy

by Ariel the Creator February 15, 2023

Bad Dick day

Days when your penis appears smaller than it’s normal state.

I’m having a bad dick day might have to cancel my vasectomy!

by Topher1982 February 16, 2023

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dongle de dickus

by Goomba420 February 16, 2023