The Ringwood tree trim is an act in which 2 male participants are needed. One of the participants records themselves "trimming" the other participants puebic hairs until clean shaven. The participant than admires the frshly trimmed tree and puts it in their mouth.
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Get the Have you tried kicking him in the grapes? mug.The May-May tribe is a fictional indigenous group similar to the Mayan tribe living 50 km from St. Hermione hospital, known for their mysterious prophecies and unique calendrical systems. Often referenced in discussions about apocalyptic predictions and cultural interpretations of time, this indigenous tribe had once predicted that the apocalypse would happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, which was going to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan. At a later time, it eventually turned out that this D-day is just the end of the calendar of May-May tribe which had spanned for 5590 years, which is akin to the end of the Showa era and the beginning of the Heisei era back in 1989 — as "apocalypse" is a concept coined by the modern civilization that is completely unknown to the May-May tribe.
Ever since I learned about the May-May tribe's prediction that the apocalypse would happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, I can't help but wonder what other hidden meanings their calendar might hold.
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Get the The Simone Biles Trick mug.when you take a flaming dump on the dance floor
cause you always go to the dance bar down town
to get tipsy with your buds and avoid the tire slash
organizations of your city or prickle berry fairy ladies
cause you always go to the dance bar down town
to get tipsy with your buds and avoid the tire slash
organizations of your city or prickle berry fairy ladies
My cousin could not weird dance this crazy bitch away from his dance spot so he finally rolled out the dancefloor shit trick as He and His friends had um nowhere else to dance anymore, as the smell was of the local sushi joint, Shiyaki's restaurant, as-if they forget yarbage day for yuhuck 3 weeks or more, poeyit tentially a periodT of a month, to be continued...
by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025
Get the the dancefloor shit trick mug.basically an irish witch lowers the microwave
to her own large and specially used asshole arsehole
to do the pizzabowl she empties her unguarded
rear aka majic maker into the the microwave bowl
and proceeds to nuke her dukes for any time she choses
to her own large and specially used asshole arsehole
to do the pizzabowl she empties her unguarded
rear aka majic maker into the the microwave bowl
and proceeds to nuke her dukes for any time she choses
The witch completed her occults mission in Mesō and chose to do the pizza bowl trick, yet she was hoping to do the whole planet. She was pissed when she could only do her own dukies at home using the pizzabowl trick. She empty her butt scooter into the microwave and spread her majic far and wide in there. She nuked for 12 minutes and proceeded to eat, while that Kermit The Frog Guy Sings Her the song Beautiful World. 'Hun, so its not ending?' Witch. Husband ~ 'Nope but the gents are here to watch football and I forgot to tell you that. Can myself und bro SawYems we hope go to Toms or Bills indefinitely?' Und as she sqawled und she wallowed at her munch tallowed, she though not Aw though.
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A retard "He's trying to trick people into doing school shootings!"
Hym "Nonononono, fuck-face. You don't know what I'm doing here and if that's what you think then you are too fucking stupid to be involved in what's going on here. I both specific and explicit about what I am doing here and no I do not need to change how I'm doing it. YOU fucks need to change how you are engaging with both ME and the text before I change the number of kids that exist."
Hym "Nonononono, fuck-face. You don't know what I'm doing here and if that's what you think then you are too fucking stupid to be involved in what's going on here. I both specific and explicit about what I am doing here and no I do not need to change how I'm doing it. YOU fucks need to change how you are engaging with both ME and the text before I change the number of kids that exist."
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