Dumb dick

Dick so good it made her dumb.

Guy: I dumb dicked the fuck out of Gina yesterday.

Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.

by Peepeeinthepoopoo January 27, 2024

Aqua dick

Guys using movie celebrity names having to do with water

Guy pretending to be aquaman
That guy parading around online as aquaman is just some aqua dick

by Dialysister January 27, 2024

Pickle dick

A man with a pickle for a penis and olives as balls. In which a girl can munch on and they are regenerative.

Damn I want to munch on his crisp pickle dick.

by LIVELIFE&EATPHALANGES January 28, 2024

sucked dick, in a braces way

When someone sucks so badly and they say "that sucks dick," that really isn't a bad thing. However, no one wants to get their dick sucked with scratchy braces.

That event really sucked dick, in a braces way.

by BigBootayHoez January 28, 2024

Dick action

how a person with a uterus refers to having sex with someone with a penis

Susan-How did it go yesterday with Joseph?
Emely-Great, I got some dick action
or...
Emely-I want some dick action

by baldisbasics0069 January 29, 2024

Dick cheese

magregor

"Magregor has dick cheese"

by Ihate_dickcheese January 29, 2024

dads dick syndrome

dads dick syndrome or DDS for short is a term given to a man who has a dick that looks bigger than it really is.

boy1: man did you see Tyler's piece? it is huge!

boy2: nah it's the case of the dads dick syndrome

by skibby1337 January 30, 2024